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Originally posted by darvlayLOL. All the time.
He did?! God must not be very smart to have sent that bumpkin Nicolass to speak on his behalf. Does he often send subordinates on fool's missions? π
Originally posted by lucifershammerDo you really believe this?
LOL. All the time.
Originally posted by windmillWhere is heaven? My understanding, biblically is anywhere "above" the earth. An airplane or a bird in flight are in heaven.
I tried looking in my pocket but I forgot it.I looked in my shoe but all I found was my foot.I asked a man walking down the road and he pointed to the sky."How do I get up there"I asked."I don't know"he replied.So I got a ladder but it wasn't long enough.I tried jumping up really high but all I found was a sore foot as I forgot to put my shoe back on.Where is heaven....someone please explain.Also can you go surfing there?
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesGod uses the foolish things of this world to confound the wise.
Do you really believe this?
Do you honestly think that Nicolaas and dj2becker do more good than harm with regard to bringing people to Christ? They are mere caricatures with no substance behind what they present. If I had never encountered Christianity and all I knew about it was what I could gleam from these two, I wouldn't give it any seri ...[text shortened]... responsibility, and the nonsense that those two post on here is indicative of irresponsibility.
Originally posted by Bosse de NageOk, I know what is meant here. I was being truthful though.
I'm going to sign on for a hang-gliding course this very minute! I can't wait to be in heaven...
Originally posted by checkbaiterAnd the surfing.Can you go surfing in Heaven?Can't remember reading anything about it in the Bible but I reckon you can.
Ok, I know what is meant here. I was being truthful though.
What is meant is Paradise. It is not yet avaliable. So it is nowhere right now.
God will create a "new heavens and a new earth", but this is still future.
π
Originally posted by windmillYou should be dead before you enter heaven/hell.
I tried looking in my pocket but I forgot it.I looked in my shoe but all I found was my foot.I asked a man walking down the road and he pointed to the sky."How do I get up there"I asked."I don't know"he replied.So I got a ladder but it wasn't long enough.I tried jumping up really high but all I found was a sore foot as I forgot to put my shoe back on.Where is heaven....someone please explain.Also can you go surfing there?
Originally posted by PeachyHello R.H.P.
You should be dead before you enter heaven/hell.
My advice;
1, load your pockets with some holy TNT
2, leave your shoe on, the forum started to stink
3, hit that man with the ladder; ever since you asked him his finger
never stopped pointing at the sky
4, light TNT fuse
5, BOOM, fastest way to reach your eternal destination
6, send us a postcard
7, singed postcard = hell, postcard in 1 piece = heaven
Best of luck buddy.
Originally posted by PeachyHello R.H.P.
You should be dead before you enter heaven/hell.
My advice;
1, load your pockets with some holy TNT
2, leave your shoe on, the forum started to stink
3, hit that man with the ladder; ever since you asked him his finger
never stopped pointing at the sky
4, light TNT fuse
5, BOOM, fastest way to reach your eternal destination
6, send us a postcard
7, singed postcard = hell, postcard in 1 piece = heaven
Best of luck buddy.
Originally posted by PeachyHello R.H.P.
You should be dead before you enter heaven/hell.
My advice;
1, load your pockets with some holy TNT
2, leave your shoe on, the forum started to stink
3, hit that man with the ladder; ever since you asked him his finger
never stopped pointing at the sky
4, light TNT fuse
5, BOOM, fastest way to reach your eternal destination
6, send us a postcard
7, singed postcard = hell, postcard in 1 piece = heaven
Best of luck buddy.
Originally posted by lucifershammerMaybe God sent me to turn Darv from this false path. How come you're God's spokespeople and not me? How is anyone supposed to know?
Not much (except maybe a tad too much impatience).
What you did just now was to talk to God as a person, communed with Him. That's what Heaven is all about - only infinitely more magnified (a perfect communion with God).
And God was not silent - He sent Nicolaas and me, didn't He? π
Originally posted by AThousandYoung[Walter Brennan voice] Well, you see, it's like this. A long time ago, God gave Man a Book. That Book is known today as the Bible and if you take the time to read that book, everything you need to know will be revealed to you. [/Walter Brennan voice]
Maybe God sent me to turn Darv from this false path. How come you're God's spokespeople and not me? How is anyone supposed to know?
Originally posted by KneverKnightJesus said"I am the way,the truth,and the light.No man comes to the father except through me."π
[Walter Brennan voice] Well, you see, it's like this. A long time ago, God gave Man a Book. That Book is known today as the Bible and if you take the time to read that book, everything you need to know will be revealed to you. [/Walter Brennan voice]