Unintelligent Design

It's over - I've seen the light, cast out the demons and succumbed to the
idea of a Designer. Afterall its obvious isn't it? Durrr. The Universe MUST
have come from something!

I call that something the Unintelligent Designer.

Just look at the human body - perfectly designed for ... what exactly? It is
PROOF of an Unintelligent Designer.

An Intelligent Designer would have given us eyes that see into the UV so as
to appreciate the designs on those seemingly "white" flowers. (Not to mention
that ridiculous blind spot1)

An Intelligent Designer would have given us two thumbs on each hand. (Think
of the great games controllers!)

An Intelligent Designer would have given us separate food-pipes and air-pipes.
(And put Heimlich out of business)

An Intelligent Designer would have given men separate tubes for sex and peeing. (I mean its so gross!)

An Intelligent Designer would have given us two livers so that we can waste one
on alcohol in our youth.

The list goes on - SOLID PROOF OF AN UNINTELLIGENT DESIGNER

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. 😏

I just did a search for broken vitamin C gene and found this webpage, which briefly discusses that and other evidence for shared ancestry.

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120730175414AAMSkU4

Originally posted by wolfgang59
It's over - I've seen the light, cast out the demons and succumbed to the
idea of a Designer. Afterall its obvious isn't it? Durrr. The Universe MUST
have come from something!

I call that something the Unintelligent Designer.

Just look at the human body - perfectly designed for ... what exactly? It is
PROOF of an Unintelligent Designer.

An In ...[text shortened]...
The list goes on - SOLID PROOF OF AN UNINTELLIGENT DESIGNER

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. 😏

It would not be very intelligent to design everything perfect the first time, because then how could we have the choice to sin and screw up everything in this world so He could make a more perfect world in the future?

Originally posted by RJHinds
It would not be very intelligent to design everything perfect the first time, because then how could we have the choice to sin and screw up everything in this world so He could make a more perfect world in the future?

I thought we were perfect until Serpentgate? Are you saying that Adam and Eve had a nibble of a bit of fruit so the idiot designer had a hissy fit and decided to break his design?

Originally posted by RJHinds
It would not be very intelligent to design everything perfect the first time, because then how could we have the choice to sin and screw up everything in this world so He could make a more perfect world in the future?

so even though your "proof" for intelligent design is how intelligently the human body is designed, you are saying he isn't that well designed after all.


in the future, please get a 10 year old to approve your posts. it might save you from future embarassment

goose-bumps
dont forget goose-bumps

Originally posted by Kepler
I thought we were perfect until Serpentgate? Are you saying that Adam and Eve had a nibble of a bit of fruit so the idiot designer had a hissy fit and decided to break his design?

All I am saying is that God made everything good in the beginning, but not perfect. It was the decision to disobey God that made things bad.

Originally posted by RJHinds
All I am saying is that God made everything good in the beginning, but not perfect. It was the decision to disobey God that made things bad.

The funny part is you believe all that crap. Really funny!

Originally posted by RJHinds
All I am saying is that God made everything good in the beginning, but not perfect. It was the decision to disobey God that made things bad.

Doesn't the bible say god created man in his own image? So god isn't perfect then ?

Kryten: [upon showing Lister a photo of his penis] Well?

Lister: Well what?

Kryten: Well, what do you think?

Lister: I'm not quite with you here, Kryten, what am I supposed to say?

Kryten: I want to know, is that normal?

Lister: What, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? No, it's not!

Kryten: Well, i-it's supposed to look like that?

Lister:....well yeah.

Kryten: But it's hideous! That's the best design they could come up with!? Are you seriously telling me there were choices and someone said "Ah. There. That's it. That's the shape we're looking for; the 'last-chicken-in-the-shop' look." Shakespeare had one. Einstein. Perry Como sang 'Memories Are Made of This' with one of those stashed in his slacks!?'

Lister: Well yeah.

Kryten: No wonder humans don't have a zoom mode.

Originally posted by RJHinds
It would not be very intelligent to design everything perfect the first time, because then how could we have the choice to sin and screw up everything in this world so He could make a more perfect world in the future?

Am I being obtuse?

He made a none perfect universe so that we could do something that made it worse, which then enables him to make a better universe at some point in the future.

So what was stopping him making that perfect world the first time? Was he incapable? What is it about the Garden of Eden story that gave him the ability to create this future perfect universe? And why has he allowed thousands of years of suffering since then before using his new-found abilities to fix his original bodge-job?

Your 'reason' makes no sense whatsoever.

--- Penguin.

Originally posted by Kepler
I thought we were perfect until Serpentgate? Are you saying that Adam and Eve had a nibble of a bit of fruit so the idiot designer had a hissy fit and decided to break his design?

GOD: Okay, buckos, here's your Garden. Have fun. Do what you want. Except, see that tree over there?

Adam: Which one?

GOD: That one. Right there in plain sight.

Eve: The one with the curved yellow fruits that look like Adam when he's excited?

GOD: No. And henceforth those are to be called "bananas" -- just so you know.

Adam: That's a funny word. Did you just make that up?

GOD: I make everything up. By definition. But we're getting sidetracked. See that tree right there?

[A heavenly shaft of light shines on a single tree in the Garden.]

Adam & Eve: Oh, that tree.

Adam: What about it?

GOD: Don't touch it.

Eve: What's it there for, then?

GOD: It amuses me. So leave it alone.

Adam: And the red fruit hanging from its boughs?

GOD: Obviously you don't eat them, since the act of eating them must necessarily be preceded by some act involving touching the tree. The fruit are called "apples" by the way.

Eve: Apples are edible?

GOD: Yes.

Adam: They taste good?

GOD: Oh, they're scrumptious. Just divine.

Adam: Well, what's the bloody point of having delicious fruit hanging around in a garden if you can't eat them?

GOD: Look, you've got your hobbies and I've got mine. Just remember: I'm all-seeing and all-knowing, so if you fiddle with the apples you're in for a world of hurt.

Eve: If you're truly all-knowing, then you should already know if we'll ever disobey your command.

GOD: Heh-heh. Yeah -- isn't that funny? But hey, don't worry, you still have free will and all that.

Originally posted by OdBod
Doesn't the bible say god created man in his own image? So god isn't perfect then ?

An image of something does not have to be as perfect as what it is an image of. An image on a painting of a man is still an image of the man regardless of how perfect it is, because the image is not what it represents. The image on the Shroud of Turin is not a perfect image of Jesus either, because it is not Jesus but only an image on a linen cloth of Jesus that even has burnt holes and scorched marks on it.

Originally posted by Penguin
Am I being obtuse?

He made a none perfect universe so that we could do something that made it worse, which then enables him to make a better universe at some point in the future.

So what was stopping him making that perfect world the first time? Was he incapable? What is it about the Garden of Eden story that gave him the ability to create this future ...[text shortened]... ies to fix his original bodge-job?

Your 'reason' makes no sense whatsoever.

--- Penguin.

But it makes sense to God and that is what counts, numbnuts! 😏

Originally posted by Soothfast
GOD: Okay, buckos, here's your Garden. Have fun. Do what you want. Except, see that tree over there?

Adam: Which one?

GOD: That one. Right there in plain sight.

Eve: The one with the curved yellow fruits that look like Adam when he's excited?

GOD: No. And henceforth those are to be called "bananas" -- just so you know.

Adam: That' ...[text shortened]... that funny? But hey, don't worry, you still have free will and all that.

HalleluYah !!! Praise the Lord! Holy! Holy! Holy!