31 Mar '05 11:34>
An eighty-five year old bloke went into the confessional and told the priest the following:
"Father, I am an eighty-five year old. I'm married, I have five children and thirteen grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two nineteen year old girls. We drank, kissed and had rampant sex all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession, I'm Jewish."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"
"Father, I am an eighty-five year old. I'm married, I have five children and thirteen grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two nineteen year old girls. We drank, kissed and had rampant sex all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession, I'm Jewish."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"