Originally posted by whodey
You might be a fundy atheist if:
1. Your only knowledge of the Bible comes from verses with the words "smite", "bowels", "touching", and "hell fire" in them.
2. When someone says God bless you you make them take it back.
3. You think that Jesus camps are indoctrination but feel that the new atheist camps are liberating influences that stimulate fr ht trying to scratch out the words, "In God we trust" on all your money.
mhuhaha,
1. Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
2. Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
3.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
4. Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.
5. How can you tell if an atheist lives in your refrigerator?
You find a copy of The God Delusion hidden in the cream cheese.
6.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.
7.What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness???
A person that knocks on your door for no reason.
🙂