Favorite Bible Verse with a Twist

Favorite Bible Verse with a Twist

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Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.

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Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.
Thats a rather odd interpretation. Are you saying that us atheists are all idiots if we don't convert after you admonish us twice?
A better interpretation would be "don't waste your time, the guys too smart for you".

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Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.
You probably meant "cite" but show poor usage of modern English.

To take a partial sentence from Titus and come up with this is quite the stretch. Do you even understand Anglo-Saxon?

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Originally posted by josephw
Site a verse and give your interpretation.

Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

Interpretation: Never argue with an idiot.
Spot on. It reminds me of a verse in Proverbs which says something similar in that if you argue with a fool, after a while you begin to give him a certain degree of credibility in that their views are even worth arguing. You then make yourself look like a fool after a while.

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hang on guys this is the fourth at josephw, he only wanted two

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Originally posted by twhitehead
Thats a rather odd interpretation. Are you saying that us atheists are all idiots if we don't convert after you admonish us twice?
A better interpretation would be "don't waste your time, the guys too smart for you".
If I thought you were an idiot I wouldn't waste my time.

But I just may be wasting my time if you're too smart for me. 😉

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Originally posted by Badwater
You probably meant "cite" but show poor usage of modern English.

To take a partial sentence from Titus and come up with this is quite the stretch. Do you even understand Anglo-Saxon?
I misspelled a word. 🙄

Strain at a gnat, swallow a camel.

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Originally posted by whodey
Spot on. It reminds me of a verse in Proverbs which says something similar in that if you argue with a fool, after a while you begin to give him a certain degree of credibility in that their views are even worth arguing. You then make yourself look like a fool after a while.
Yes. I remember that verse going on in here once. I looked it up. Makes perfect sense.

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Common' folks. I thought we could have a little fun with this.

This isn't meant to be so serious. Believe it or not I do have a sense of humor.

Everything has a funny side to it don't you think?

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Originally posted by josephw
Common' folks. I thought we could have a little fun with this.

This isn't meant to be so serious. Believe it or not I do have a sense of humor.

Everything has a funny side to it don't you think?
Matthew 11:15 - He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Interpretation: Hey, are you listening?