Originally posted by DawgHaus
If they weigh the same as a duck...

Originally posted by z00t
No that's not the saying. The saying is [b]If It Looks Like A Duck And It Quacks Like A Duck....[/b]

It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm#Scene%205

Originally posted by Hindstein
It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm#Scene%205

You know my grandma used to tell me be careful what you watch z00tey and you'll live to be a hundred.

Originally posted by z00t
You know my grandma used to tell me [b]be careful what you watch z00tey and you'll live to be a hundred.[/b]

Didn't you light the grail shaped beacon ?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Didn't you light the grail shaped beacon ?

I always thought the beacon looked Rook-shaped. I'd have been captured for sure.

Originally posted by z00t
You know my grandma used to tell me [b]be careful what you watch z00tey and you'll live to be a hundred.[/b]

"Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!"

Originally posted by Hindstein
"Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!"

And when you are finished spanking....

Originally posted by DawgHaus
And when you are finished spanking....

Oh, a spanking! A SPANKING!