A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
"Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
"Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"
Originally posted by kbaumen A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
"Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
"Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"
YOU too post some jokes.
i guess that about does it for science jokes lol 😉
if i knew about science id make one up but cant think of any..
Originally posted by kbaumen A six-year-old's conversation with his father:
"Daddy, daddy! How do you write an eight?"
"Oh, that's easy, son. You just take an infinity sign and rotate it counter-clockwise by pi over two radians!"
YOU too post some jokes.
One for the Brits.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a pint of energy please".
Heisenberg's wife is complaining about the effect his work is having on their sex life to her neighbour.
"When he has the energy he doesn't have the time, but when he has the time he doesn't have the energy!"
Alternative:
Policeman stops Heisenberg in his car and asks
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?!"
Response
"No, but I can tell you exactly where I am"
Two mitochondria walk into a bar. The bar tender asks the first mitochondria what it would like to drink. The mitochondria says, "I'll have a few hundred ribosomes and some DNA and some matrix". The second mitochondria looks at the first one who ordered and said, "Some powerhouse you are, your nothing more than a lysosome".