18 Apr 07
Originally posted by toyboy64I heard that the smallest possible division of time was the New York second, defined as the time elapsed between the traffic lights changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn. Perhaps the thing faster than light is his hand as it moves towards the horn.
This is a joke😀 What is faster than the speed of light. Answer on May 1st or until someone guesses it.
20 Apr 07
Originally posted by toyboy64His novels are set in an alternative universe and on a world which is flat and carried around on the backs of four elephants which are in turn standing on a turtle, so I don't think logic applies.
I think it's Terry Prat! How does that work? Light was on earth before dark
20 Apr 07
I know, I know!
The eye lid of course!
Why? Because I have so many photos of myself blinking at the exact moment the flash is coming. My eyes see the flash before it has come and blink just in time when the flash arrives and the photo is taken with my eye lids down protecting the eyes against the blinding flash. Hense so many photos is taken me blinking in the picture.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
20 Apr 07
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Originally posted by DeepThoughtSo what is the turtle standing, or swimming on? And what do the elephants eat? Do they stop to deficate? Do they ever get it on?
His novels are set in an alternative universe and on a world which is flat and carried around on the backs of four elephants which are in turn standing on a turtle, so I don't think logic applies.
What happens if they have baby elephants? Do the old ones retire and new ones take over? Does the trunk of the elephant ever go up and over and whack the world? It might be construed as a tornado.