I'm sitting here with a kitten sleeping in my lap thus rendering me immobile, so I thought I'd post this:

A man lives on the twentieth floor of his apartment building. Every day, when he comes home from work, he takes the elevator up to the tenth floor and uses the stairs the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

Hint: When it's raining, he rides the elevator all the way to his own floor.

He's very short and can only reach the tenth button.

When it's raining, of course, he takes his brolly. Very handy button pressing devices, brollies.

well I knew that one but I was looking forward to some responses

Far be it from me to spoil your fun.

He suffers from a psychological dis-order which only allows him to use the numbers one to ten.

Unless it's raining. In which case, he only uses numbers 11 or greater.

Friends call him Rainman.

Originally posted by PawnCurry
Far be it from me to spoil your fun.

He suffers from a psychological dis-order which only allows him to use the numbers one to ten.

Unless it's raining. In which case, he only uses numbers 11 or greater.

Friends call him Rainman.

Originally posted by PawnCurry
He's very short and can only reach the tenth button.

When it's raining, of course, he takes his brolly. Very handy button pressing devices, brollies.

Hey, gerroff my puzzle!

Originally posted by Bowmann
Hey, gerroff my puzzle!

Originally posted by THUDandBLUNDER
When did you invent it?