Never mind all this 'what's the best opening' niff-naff.

Let's get on here and get ourselves laid. 🙂

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Disregard women, acquire Elo points.

I may sign up later. I'm looking for a mate.🙂

....any one knighters on there?

Trouble is they would insist on being married by a bishop.

I told the girl I'd make her my queen, but it turns out she was just after my hanging bishop.

Love is a battlefield...

Love the double white set in the pic 🙂

I actually married a chess fanatic a few years ago. However, it was doomed to failure. She told me that I'd have to get rid of my pawn, or else I wouldn't have a good Knight!😉