A chess joke

Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....

Did you edit out the funny bit?

Originally posted by Traveling Again
Did you edit out the funny bit?

Her mom stabbed herself and had a serious case of internal Petrosian!

She needed help going to the hospital so someone gave her Anand,

Originally posted by Traveling Again
Did you edit out the funny bit?

No that was Euwe.


I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
It's the way I TAL 'em.

If she experiences great pain, the doctors might inject Morphy

Originally posted by greenpawn34
No that was Euwe.


I know it's Ouver - but it's just a joke.
It's the way I TAL 'em.

Yue were really reaching with those.

Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

BAM!

Originally posted by EmLasker
Mikhail Botvinnik and Vassily Smyslov were Karjakin Kasparov's Carlsen but I just Ivanchuckled at him.

BAM!

Who's Bam?

My hands are suffering from all the Spassky after yesterday's Fischer competition, then I was almost late to work but luckily I Karpoved with couple of my friends

Check please.

What did one rook say to the other rook?
Queen's side or King's side

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Small boy: "Dad where has Mum gone?"

Father: "We had a Rowson and I won't Averbach."

Small Boy: "But I miss her, please Averbach."

Father "Fine, Fine, I'll Lasker."

ta-da....

Stick to playing chess 😛

But these days it's my chess that is a joke.

Thought I'd better get that in before KeinzRat, sorry HeinzKat does.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
But these days it's my chess that is a joke.

If you decide to give up chess, you can hock your board and books at a pawn shop. 😛