24 Jan 15
Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.
Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
A: Because He just did, that's why.
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24 Jan 15
Originally posted by catstormq: why did god give the spalax an eye it cannot use?
Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.
Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
A: Because He just did, that's why.
a: errmm....errrrr.....the phones ringing, i gotta go!
24 Jan 15
I apologize in advance to anyone who is offended by this discussuon. I am not ridiculing anyone's faith. All of my Q and A are taken from genuine creationist literature. I take no responsability for other people's contributions.
Q: Were there dinosaurs on Noah's Ark?
A: Yes, and some of them could breathe fire.
24 Jan 15
Originally posted by catstormGeneral answer to all questions: God moves in mysterious ways.
Q: Why are polar bears and baby seals white?
A: God made the seals white so they could hide in the snow from the bears. He made the bears white so they could sneak up on the seals.
Q: Why do female hormones stop a woman's facial hair from growing?
A: Because God knew they would look better without it.
Q: Then why did God put the hair there in the first place?
A: Because He just did, that's why.
Originally posted by catstormI am pretty sure you are. And I think it is a good thing. I just wish more people were willing to do the same for all religious people, not just creationists.
I am not ridiculing anyone's faith.
Seriously, fire breathing dinosaurs on the ark are no more ridiculous than virgin births or rising from the dead - or gods in general.
24 Jan 15
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Originally posted by twhiteheadI remember a thread (with Suzianne amongst others) where we debated the difference between 'sensible' miracles and 'ridiculous' miracles. (A.K.A Christian miracles v Muslim miracles).
I am pretty sure you are. And I think it is a good thing. I just wish more people were willing to do the same for all religious people, not just creationists.
Seriously, fire breathing dinosaurs on the ark are no more ridiculous than virgin births or rising from the dead - or gods in general.
I am not often surprised by posts in this forum but this one took me a while to get my head around.
