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Senecio Jacobaea

Yorkshire

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @uzless
How many different posters are actually posting on the general threads? Is it 20, 30, 15...more? Or is it just the same few keeping this alive.
I post in the general forum about a dozen times in nine years but those figures were skewed by a crossword clue thread some years back. Hope this helps!

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Expect a crushing limerick at your expense, some time in the future sir.
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @uzless
How many different posters are actually posting on the general threads? Is it 20, 30, 15...more? Or is it just the same few keeping this alive.
Everyone of us are Russbots, did you not know this?

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
How long ya been holding onto that one?

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
The notorious engine #59,
its tiny piston, did nothing but whine.
It went for a thrill,
but sputtered on hill...
and spent the whole day cryin'.

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @wolfe63
The notorious engine #59,
its tiny piston, did nothing but whine.
It went for a thrill,
but sputtered on hill...
and spent the whole day cryin'.
A troll: wolfe63
Attempts to emulate me.
But it's not the time,
His words do not rhyme,
And his piston is very wee.

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
A troll: wolfe63
Attempts to emulate me.
But it's not the time,
His words do not rhyme,
And his piston is very wee.
“A troll”

I hear duchess64 weeping...

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

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23 Jun 18

Originally posted by @divegeester
“A troll”

I hear duchess64 weeping...
It was she who tipped me off!

Resident of Planet X

The Ghost Chamber

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28730
26 Jun 18

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
Wolfgang is like marmalade,
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.

🙁

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

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26 Jun 18

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Wolfgang is like marmalade,
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.

🙁
Another friend tried too
Spreading him on bread.
Tasted slightly better
But now he too is dead.

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26 Jun 18
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Wolfgang is like marmalade,
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.

🙁
So, ate the furry jam, did the Duke...
sick to his stomach
and with an achy head,
he hurled, curled and cried
with mouth stained of puke.
As he lay down to die,
in his furry bed...
he exclaimed "I'll get you wolf!"
That's the last thing he said.

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

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27 Jun 18

If one started a thread
Where every post must rhyme
It would sure be said
There just isn't time.

And another thread would be dead.