23 Jun 18
Originally posted by @uzlessI post in the general forum about a dozen times in nine years but those figures were skewed by a crossword clue thread some years back. Hope this helps!
How many different posters are actually posting on the general threads? Is it 20, 30, 15...more? Or is it just the same few keeping this alive.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeThere was a man called Ghost
Expect a crushing limerick at your expense, some time in the future sir.
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
Originally posted by @uzlessEveryone of us are Russbots, did you not know this?
How many different posters are actually posting on the general threads? Is it 20, 30, 15...more? Or is it just the same few keeping this alive.
Originally posted by @wolfgang59How long ya been holding onto that one?
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
23 Jun 18
Originally posted by @wolfgang59The notorious engine #59,
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
its tiny piston, did nothing but whine.
It went for a thrill,
but sputtered on hill...
and spent the whole day cryin'.
Originally posted by @wolfe63A troll: wolfe63
The notorious engine #59,
its tiny piston, did nothing but whine.
It went for a thrill,
but sputtered on hill...
and spent the whole day cryin'.
Attempts to emulate me.
But it's not the time,
His words do not rhyme,
And his piston is very wee.
Originally posted by @wolfgang59“A troll”
A troll: wolfe63
Attempts to emulate me.
But it's not the time,
His words do not rhyme,
And his piston is very wee.
I hear duchess64 weeping...
Originally posted by @divegeesterIt was she who tipped me off!
“A troll”
I hear duchess64 weeping...
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Wolfgang is like marmalade,
There was a man called Ghost
Whose head was bigger than most.
Under his arm, he tucked it,
Until somebody f***** it.
(I think this may be my last post)
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.
🙁
26 Jun 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeAnother friend tried too
Wolfgang is like marmalade,
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.
🙁
Spreading him on bread.
Tasted slightly better
But now he too is dead.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeSo, ate the furry jam, did the Duke...
Wolfgang is like marmalade,
I spread him on my toast,
I died, of course, most dreadfully,
now I am a ghost.
🙁
sick to his stomach
and with an achy head,
he hurled, curled and cried
with mouth stained of puke.
As he lay down to die,
in his furry bed...
he exclaimed "I'll get you wolf!"
That's the last thing he said.