World War soon... finally! Oh, joy!

World War soon... finally! Oh, joy!

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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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24 Nov 15

Turkey hates Assad. Russia protects Assad. Turkey is
NATO. Turkey downs Russian airplane. Putin calls Turkey
an accomplice of terrorism. War ensues.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34913173

Honestly, I want to see the world burn. I am so excited
about the prospect of war being unleashed on a large
scale.

Hopefully, all hipsters will be forcedly recruited, shaved
and razed, and sent to the trenches. Just imagine that!
A full generation of spoiled, self-indulgent and affluent
brats tasting what real life is all about, the smoke of the
bombs, the smell of gunpowder so deep inside their
nostrils, the blood and the chaos and the mayhem. The
pain.

Oh, no iPod? Boo hoo, take this knife and try to survive
you dirty millennial!

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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Originally posted by Seitse
Turkey hates Assad. Russia protects Assad. Turkey is
NATO. Turkey downs Russian airplane. Putin calls Turkey
an accomplice of terrorism. War ensues.
Let's hope not.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Let's hope not.
You do have to realize he is a shock jock attention whore and look at his posts in that light.

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by sonhouse
You do have to realize he is a shock jock attention whore and look at his posts in that light.
Shut up, gringo. When we recover California and Texas, you'll be next.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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Originally posted by Seitse
Shut up, gringo. When we recover California and Texas, you'll be next.
Wow, I am from California and you can have itπŸ™‚ Good luck with Texas! Did you know the Russians are trying to get Alaska back? You know we bought Alaska from Russia 150 odd years ago? They are still pisssed!

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Wow, I am from California and you can have itπŸ™‚ Good luck with Texas! Did you know the Russians are trying to get Alaska back? You know we bought Alaska from Russia 150 odd years ago? They are still pisssed!
No wonder. Ruskis never forget.

California is almost complete, but Texas is problematic. Way too
many nutcases. Even the brownies there 'feel' Texan even though
they look like Cheech Marin. I guess we'll have to rethink the battle
plan.

Jokes aside, no shock there. I do want war. It makes me feel guilty,
but I honestly feel disappointed at the state of the world. Sometimes
it is better to shake everything up and start from a scratch.

The Ghost Chamber

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Originally posted by Seitse
No wonder. Ruskis never forget.

California is almost complete, but Texas is problematic. Way too
many nutcases. Even the brownies there 'feel' Texan even though
they look like Cheech Marin. I guess we'll have to rethink the battle
plan.

Jokes aside, no shock there. I do want war. It makes me feel guilty,
but I honestly feel disappointed at the state of the world. Sometimes
it is better to shake everything up and start from a scratch.
And you have the cheek to question the sanity of other site members.


πŸ™„

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
And you have the cheek to question the sanity of other site members.


πŸ™„
Takes one to know one.

The Ghost Chamber

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Originally posted by Seitse
Takes one to know one.
Is that a comeback from the book of Forest Gump?

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Is that a comeback from the book of Forest Gump?
It's a fact of life, Forest. Now go take care of the lawn, please.

Quiz Master

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Wow, I am from California and you can have itπŸ™‚ Good luck with Texas! Did you know the Russians are trying to get Alaska back? You know we bought Alaska from Russia 150 odd years ago? They are still pisssed!
Yeah.
paid Russia for Alaska.
paid France for Louisiana
paid Spain for some bits n pieces
paid Mexico for a worthless strip

... and stole the rest of the country from the British Empire! πŸ˜‰

edit for smiley

Mar-a-Lago

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Originally posted by Seitse
Turkey hates Assad. Russia protects Assad. Turkey is
NATO. Turkey downs Russian airplane. Putin calls Turkey
an accomplice of terrorism. War ensues.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34913173

Honestly, I want to see the world burn. I am so excited
about the prospect of war being unleashed on a large
scale.

Hopefully, all hipsters will b ...[text shortened]... m. The
pain.

Oh, no iPod? Boo hoo, take this knife and try to survive
you dirty millennial!
Chinese getting in on the act.
They used to all that deprivation s***.

Hope WWIII will not delay the opening of your Spa.
Might be a good idea to deploy a few more Bongs.

Doug Stanhope

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24 Nov 15

Originally posted by wolfgang59
paid Mexico for a worthless strip
ahem

"Muscling in" is the right word.

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
Chinese getting in on the act.
They used to all that deprivation s***.

Hope WWIII will not delay the opening of your Spa.
Might be a good idea to deploy a few more Bongs.
The UpTheSpa™ services, with bonus bong time, will be
a fundamental part of the troops' moral boosting techniques
at the trenches.

Like I've always said: A stoned soldier with a clean colon is the
best kind of patriot.

Boston Lad

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24 Nov 15

Originally posted by sonhouse
You do have to realize he is a shock jock attention whore and look at his posts in that light.
Surgical strike to the heart of the matter with minimal collateral damage; I salute you.