I once saw a man get beaten unmercifully with a large black dildo. You know the kind, the ones with the balls and suction cup bottom. The biker giving the beating stuck the suction cup dong on the large Hispanic gentleman's exposed belly after knocking him out cold. It was truly a sight to behold and one that will haunt me.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateHow long did it take for you to recover?
I once saw a man get beaten unmercifully with a large black dildo. You know the kind, the ones with the balls and suction cup bottom. The biker giving the beating stuck the suction cup dong on the large Hispanic gentleman's exposed belly after knocking him out cold. It was truly a sight to behold and one that will haunt me.
Originally posted by @sonhouseI was traumatized for some time.
How long did it take for you to recover?
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateOnce saw a man on the tube eating a raw cauliflower. That was pretty weird.
I once saw a man get beaten unmercifully with a large black dildo. You know the kind, the ones with the balls and suction cup bottom. The biker giving the beating stuck the suction cup dong on the large Hispanic gentleman's exposed belly after knocking him out cold. It was truly a sight to behold and one that will haunt me.
But it didn't haunt me.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeI was once sat in a church, watching a colleague getting married, when my daughter (then perhaps 5) pointed at a man a few pews in front of us and laughed out loud.
Once saw a man on the tube eating a raw cauliflower. That was pretty weird.
But it didn't haunt me.
It was an older man, perhaps 60s, with a bald head and then an extraordinary long, strongly ginger, pony tail all the way down to his bottom.
Out of the mouth of babes and all that...
My wife and I are from Venice Beach California and one time at the beach I saw a small airplane, like a Cessena, towing the strangest looking contraption I ever saw, it was bright green but like a giant tinker toy, it must have been, think in retrospect, have been a very strangely shaped helium balloon but it was bigger than the little plane and it was towing it maybe 100 feet off the ground like a hundred feet into the beach parallel and just flew off going north and I was gapping at it awestruck, with absolutely no idea just what the hell that thing was, a spindally construct with struts hanging out and such, crazy.
Originally posted by @drewnogalWhat were you doing sucking a snail's shell?
There was something disgustingly fascinating that grabbed my attention. I discovered a huge fat slug attached to the inside of a snail's shell by a stringy thread; having sucked almost it's entire contents out. The weird bit was that I felt sorry for the snail.
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Are you suggesting I'm weird?
What were you doing sucking a snail's shell?
Originally posted by @divegeesterYeah, that would be mammatus cloud - spectacular alright. Or maybe you were smoking something herby?
Once when I was in Glastonbury the cloud cover was very weird, it looked like bubble-wrap.
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Originally posted by @larkieHey yes that was it, thanks!
Yeah, that would be mammatus cloud - spectacular alright. Or maybe you were smoking something herby?
Very weird. Here's a link to google images that may work...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mammatus+clouds&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi_w93PhePVAhVEDMAKHc-BCGsQ_AUIECgB&biw=1024&bih=649
Out of curiosity, I once attended a Billy Graham event, you know, the circus-tent style American televangelism spectacle. Only, I wasn't there -- it had been piped via live satellite link to other countries. We were all sitting in an auditorium looking up at a huge monitor with Graham imploring people to approach his podium and declare Jesus their saviour. So, people in the auditorium were approaching this glowing monitor screen and shouting that they'd received the Lord, hallelujah! Weird.