I am to busry to give a F##k, over the years i have given thousands of F##ks , but seriously I am all out.... wiped out of Giving a f##k about anything or anyone.

@rookie54 said
@rookie54
who are you and how did you get my keyboard?

@badradger said
I am to busry to give a F##k, over the years i have given thousands of F##ks , but seriously I am all out.... wiped out of Giving a f##k about anything or anyone.

@great-big-stees said
Surely there must be something that you do. Think hard. 🤔 😉

@torunn said
... and stop swearing.

@great-big-stees said
I think after many, many years of hitting his thumb, or other hand digit with a flooring hammer it's just something that comes naturally to him. Nothing more than a involuntary reaction to anything.

@torunn said
It might keep people away?

@coquette

Er, what was the question again?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I routinely access your keyboard remotely sir and engage in a little internet mischief. The last three misdemeanours I carried out in your name were:

1. Email to the Queen challenging her to a game of rock paper scissors.
2. Volunteering your services at Chicago's Stickney Water Reclamation Plant.
3. A direct challenge to Vladimir Klitschko for a fight in Madison Square Garden.

@rookie54 said
re: the queen
she cheats
re: volunteer service @ second city aqua recycling
gawd what a messy day, i am soaked
re: fisticuffs
i am a ninja chicken crossing the road and cannot be bothered

more please

Okay, time to focus . . .

Time is precious . . .

Time to reflect . . .

Time to reveal . . .

Oh, drat, sorry, have a few important things to get to first, so sorry, brb, apologies . . .

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Okay sir, have commandeered your keyboard again and committed three further misdemeanors in your name:

1. You now have a profile on the dating site 'Butch and Hairy.' Your name is Hank.
2. There will be an open house party at your home on Friday. (Invites say 'bring a donkey).
3. Have signed you up for a BA honors Degree majoring in Fermentation Sciences.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I've signed you up for the Talisker Challenge, Dec. 2020. Solo. There's no backing out now, honour is at stake. Better start practising.

https://www.taliskerwhiskyatlanticchallenge.com

@moonbus said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I've signed you up for the Talisker Challenge, Dec. 2020. Solo. There's no backing out now, honour is at stake. Better start practising.

https://www.taliskerwhiskyatlanticchallenge.com

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

I promise there will be no avocados.