try buttoning your shirt without using your thumb
also you can suck it

@lemondrop said
try buttoning your shirt without using your thumb
also you can suck it

@drewnogal said
You couldn’t be a tailor or a seamstress without one either.

@great-big-stees said
Try hitchhiking without one.😡

try opening a jar

@lemondrop said
try opening a jar

@very-rusty said
You don't have a maid?

-VR

@lemondrop said
she doesn't have any thumbs
that's why I got her at a big discount

@very-rusty said
Why not just say: No, I don't have a maid? 😉

-VR

@lemondrop said
isn't that a double negative?
any language experts out there?

I once had a maid who had no thumbs
who had a hard time picking up crumbs
and for the upset stomach this would cause
always took rolaids instead of tums

@lemondrop said
I once had a maid who had no thumbs
who had a hard time picking up crumbs
and for the upset stomach this would cause
always took rolaids instead of tums

@lemondrop said
I once had a maid who had no thumbs
who had a hard time picking up crumbs
and for the upset stomach this would cause
always took rolaids instead of tums

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Lemondrop awoke one morning,
bored and compulsively yawning.
undoubtedly off of his meds,
he created a hundred and twelve threads,
I suspect Russ gave him a warning.

@lemondrop said
you might be strong
like the mighty king kong
but about my threads
and my meds
you could not be more wrong