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Holiness Pawang ShamWow. Otherwise, your
dream will be ignored and bad vibes will come to
you in the form of genital warts.
No pranksters, please.
You're welcome.
Originally posted by SeitseDear Shamanic Holiness Bawang ShamWow...
My dear doltish urchins,
Welcome to the patented, copyrighted and trademarked [b]Dream
Interpretation Corner™, the go-to place when you have a
dream and desperately require for its interpretation, mostly because,
let ourselves be honest about it, you have nothing better to do.
During this limited introduction phase, the serv ...[text shortened]... es will come to
you in the form of genital warts.
No pranksters, please.
You're welcome.[/b]
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Where do I send my bank account, please?
dear Your Shamanic Holiness Pawang ShamWow,
my dream came to me last night,
involving a young lad of about 12 who danced lithely in the moonlight outside my bedroom window...
there were kitchen utensils hanging from the ceiling, but, they were not part of the dream...
and flowing water, i remember there was flowing water at some point...
freakykbh was singing some song, but his tune was flat...
i found myself, in the dream, naked, in front of a keyboard that smelled of bleach and black tea...
what is wrong with the brexit???
Originally posted by FreakyKBHI often speak with Reverend King through the Ouija board. I just
Dear Shamanic Holiness Bawang ShamWow...
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Where do I send my bank account, please?
checked with him and he's not amused by you ripping him off.
Expect a lawsuit from counselor Beetlejuice anytime soon.
Originally posted by rookie54Thank you, young Hooboolooboowan, peas be upon your mash.
dear Your Shamanic Holiness Pawang ShamWow,
my dream came to me last night,
involving a young lad of about 12 who danced lithely in the moonlight outside my bedroom window...
there were kitchen utensils hanging from the ceiling, but, they were not part of the dream...
and flowing water, i remember there was flowing water at some point...
freak ...[text shortened]... front of a keyboard that smelled of bleach and black tea...
what is wrong with the brexit???
The dancing young lad represents a desire to be more carefree
and playful while the moonlight symbolizes a repressed
aspect of the self. I will skip the kitchen utensils as they are
not part of the dream. Now, the water part is puzzling, as it
depends how the water was flowing which will determine if
your subconscious perceives Freaky as a whine-addicted bee-
atch or a guru. The nudity plus the bleach, specially if it was
the bleaching between your buttcheeks (no mention of it but
I presume), represents the wish of being perceived by others
as how you truly are.
Based on the above, the answer you are seeking is: Cheerios.
Originally posted by SeitseAre you trying to say a white guy can't have four black kids, can't hold out hope for their future on the red hills of Georgia?
I often speak with Reverend King through the Ouija board. I just
checked with him and he's not amused by you ripping him off.
Expect a lawsuit from counselor Beetlejuice anytime soon.
What's this country coming to?
Originally posted by SeitseA grave error has occurred Your Slabmatic Holeinit Pragwag Shatnow.
My dear doltish urchins,
Welcome to the patented, copyrighted and trademarked [b]Dream
Interpretation Corner™, the go-to place when you have a
dream and desperately require for its interpretation, mostly because,
let ourselves be honest about it, you have nothing better to do.
During this limited introduction phase, the serv ...[text shortened]... es will come to
you in the form of genital warts.
No pranksters, please.
You're welcome.[/b]
It's all a dream. How do you interpret that?
Originally posted by Seitse"Dreaming about a dream symbolizes a waking life desire."
Dreaming about a dream symbolizes a waking life desire.
Right now I desire a Virgin Mary. How about you?
I could really run with that. I mean, if life is a dream, then whether one is asleep or awake fulfilling the dream is to be desired. That is, if the dream is the correct one.
"Right now I desire a Virgin Mary. How about you?"
I've been working in the hot sun all week siding my house. Went through a case of beer staying hydrated. 😉
Your Shamaniac Holiness Pawang ShamWow,
I have this recurring dream that I’m giving my acceptance speech in front of the Nobel Prize Committee, and all the world’s dignitaries are there, presidents, royalty, Kaley Cuomo, and suddenly I look down from the podium and realize — they’re all naked.
Originally posted by moonbusOh my sweet, sweet kohai,
Your Shamaniac Holiness Pawang ShamWow,
I have this recurring dream that I’m giving my acceptance speech in front of the Nobel Prize Committee, and all the world’s dignitaries are there, presidents, royalty, Kaley Cuomo, and suddenly I look down from the podium and realize — they’re all naked.
The acceptance speech signifies a message from the
unconscious. Nudity, and of the kind of such refined guests,
represents insecurity caused by having revealed a private
aspect of your life to others while, simultaneously, a relief for
having been noticed. Henceforth, your unconscious is
relieved that coming out of the closet brought you the attention
you were craving.
Overall, you have a serious case of copyrightus infringitis as
this is an old trope. Freaky and you will be contacted by the
Copyright Office soon.