Quotes You Like

“Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.”
― Elizabeth Jane Howard

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.” - Ellen Goodman

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”

― Dr. Seuss

“The only obsession everyone wants: 'love.' People think that in falling in love they make themselves whole? The Platonic union of souls? I think otherwise. I think you're whole before you begin. And the love fractures you. You're whole, and then you're cracked open. ”
- from THE DYING ANIMAL (2001) by Philip Roth

"To alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"

- H. Simpson

Perfection has one grave defect: it is apt to be dull. -W. Somerset Maugham

“If you look for perfection, you'll never be content.”
― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Originally posted by Torunn
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

And then if you want it done right, do it yourself. -- Anonymous

Originally posted by HandyAndy
And then if you want it done right, do it yourself. -- Anonymous

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When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves." - Lao Tzu

Originally posted by Torunn
When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves." - Lao Tzu

illegitimi non carborundum

(Don't let the bastards grind you down)

Pseudo Latin but it is funny, I thought.

Math is simple, if you have $5 and your wife has $20, then she has $25.

Pull will get a person almost anywhere, except through a door marked push.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination. - Albert Einstein