THE HAVES

"Have a good day"...c'mon, this was stale six months after I first heard it, 40+ years ago.

"Thanks for having me"...uh, okay, l've always wanted to have you and am so happy that you enjoyed it.

"The haves and have nots"...why do we never hear of the half haves?

"It's all your fault!"

I just hate that one.

@leur said

"The haves and have nots"...why do we never hear of the half haves?

"I do it because I have the right."

(from People who have no aim for anything constructive.)

"It's not you, it's me."

It is you and you know it's you.