Online Disinhibition Syndrome Thread

@the-gravedigger said
I am well aware of the value of hamsters ovaries.

We are talking at cross purposes. I thought your hamster owned the two smallest custom-built Hammond B3s in the world. Nevermind. As you were.

@fmf said
We are talking at cross purposes. I thought your hamster owned the two smallest custom-built Hammond B3s in the world. Nevermind. As you were.

“Preach it brother”

@sonship was right. I have been Glorified. Ghost, who is omniscient only on Thursdays, has got it all wrong. I see it all now so clearly. @sonship and I shall co-reign with Christ from next Wednesday at noon GMT. Most of you, in fact 99.99999999% of you, will not be redeemed. Too bad. Death-bed conversions will not be recognized; all of you were told long ago, you had many chances to heed the call and you blocked your ears.

Oh, BTW, there is no lake of fire. That was just a fairy story invented to frighten child-like people into compliance. Hell is: other people. The unredeemed go to an auditorium where they just have to suffer each other. Nothing else. Forever.

Well, it has been nice chatting with you. Time for me to dash off and get fitted for a halo ...

@moonbus said
@sonship was right. I have been Glorified. Ghost, who is omniscient only on Thursdays, has got it all wrong. I see it all now so clearly. @sonship and I shall co-reign with Christ from next Wednesday at noon GMT. Most of you, in fact 99.99999999% of you, will not be redeemed. Too bad. Death-bed conversions will not be recognized; all of you were told long ago, you had many ch ...[text shortened]... .

Well, it has been nice chatting with you. Time for me to dash off and get fitted for a halo ...

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@moonbus said
@sonship was right. I have been Glorified. Ghost, who is omniscient only on Thursdays, has got it all wrong. I see it all now so clearly. @sonship and I shall co-reign with Christ from next Wednesday at noon GMT. Most of you, in fact 99.99999999% of you, will not be redeemed. Too bad. Death-bed conversions will not be recognized; all of you were told long ago, you had many ch ...[text shortened]... .

Well, it has been nice chatting with you. Time for me to dash off and get fitted for a halo ...

I have unblocked my ears.
Can I still get in ?

@the-gravedigger said
I have unblocked my ears.
Can I still get in ?

Sorry, saving souls is not actually my responsibility, but I can remit you to the Higher Up.

@moonbus said
Sorry, saving souls is not actually my responsibility, but I can remit you to the Higher Up.

I promise to keep the Sabbath for drinking and I shall not steal my neighbours wife.

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Swimming in ouzo before dawn must be nice for you.

I have this bad feeling that in some circles I am now considered to be even more insufferable than my paranoid former persecutor @divegeester.

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Thank you for that, because I've been suffering, isolated, imploding -- and at this stage of the game even abusive attention from you is still some kind of attention.

Not ready to call you bro yet, though. Will probably never happen.

"David Lo Pan" is one of the best movie-character names ever.

@divegeester

re: "A Caesar Salad in the hand is worth a bird in the bush."

Why would you write such offensive words?

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If you want to use salad dressing for lube I'm sure Tesco's must have some.

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Moderators: How is this not harassment?