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Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116912 Some to kick off:
coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.
flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.
willy-nilly, adj. impotent.
negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Perfunctory adj. ~ fleetingly exciting like a short snatch of K.C. & The Sunshine Band music.
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116912 Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Joined 28 Oct '05 Moves 34587 Vivisection, noun. A part of a very drunken evening that remains strangely clear in the memory and involved live animals in some way.
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116912 Faranoid: heated paranoia
Joined 11 Oct '04 Moves 5344 Countryside n. : the act of murdering Piers Morgan
Joined 11 Oct '04 Moves 5344 Sticky adj. : like a stick
Joined 11 Oct '04 Moves 5344 Bungee n. : the person being bribed
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116912 Cashtration: a. The outcome of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 Crocodile - 'phoning somebody about some cups and saucers.
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena.
Joined 29 Dec '08 Moves 6788 Originally posted by Indonesia Phil
Hyena - an informal greeting to somebody called Ena. Hijack
Similar to hyena.
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 Originally posted by JS357
Hijack
Similar to hyena. Aloe Vera
ditto.
Joined 11 Oct '04 Moves 5344 Cockadoodledoo, vb: to draw childish graffiti
Joined 16 Feb '08 Moves 116912 Ignoranus: n. A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
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