Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Don't leave no angry inch

Hedwig reference noted 🙂

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Darling, that's the law of gravity. Everything goes south.

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I always heard that the path to paradise heads south. 😉

Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
I always heard that the path to paradise heads south. 😉

Unless, of course, you live in the Antarctic.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Unless, of course, you live in the Antarctic.

In which case, going south becomes heading north at the tipping point.

Originally posted by Seitse
In which case, going south becomes heading north at the tipping point.

At no point do I tip.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
At no point do I tip.

Scrooge!

Originally posted by Seitse
Scrooge!

Bah, humbug. 🙁

Originally posted by Seitse
Oh deus, a idade da minha mãe! 😀

bunch of bi-linguist show offs

Originally posted by redbadger
bunch of bi-linguist show offs

Qué?

Originally posted by Seitse
Qué?

exactly

Originally posted by Seitse
Good day, netizens.

Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
adipose male body?

Yes? Then, suffer no more.

I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
offers in the his ...[text shortened]... ua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.[/i]

So Dr. Seitse, how is business going?

Originally posted by Ponderable
So Dr. Seitse, how is business going?

Not booming, precisely. However, we are opening new
revenue streams by preparing a circumcision service and
a restaurant specialized in deep fried snacks.

We're thinking of naming them, respectively:

Snack Mitzvah ™

&

Tiny Bits Munchies ™

Watcha think?

Originally posted by Seitse
Not booming, precisely. However, we are opening new
revenue streams by preparing a circumcision service and
a restaurant specialized in deep fried snacks.

We're thinking of naming them, respectively:

Snack Mitzvah ™

&

Tiny Bits Munchies ™

Watcha think?

Why not just 4 skins?

You know the legend of the Chinese monk falling asleep on guard duty?
His eyelids were cut off and thrown to the ground and from them the
first tea bush grew.

Is there a Jewish equivalent?