Munching Joe™ Gender Reassignment Method

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Why not just 4 skins?

You know the legend of the Chinese monk falling asleep on guard duty?
His eyelids were cut off and thrown to the ground and from them the
first tea bush grew.

Is there a Jewish equivalent?

Yes, absolutely, it is called the wrinkled and smelly Golem
forehead, frown for the third foreskin collected by Abraham,
and which terrorized the bar mitzvas where there was not
enough matzo balls for everybody.

I used to get a $5 bill every birthday from my auntie Rachel
until she passed away. From then on I got $10 but it was
signed with a shaky calligraphy which I guessed said
something in the line of cut that jewfro, boy