Logitec, works flawless, best ten dollars I ever spent. Now the story gets weird. My son comes over and we set up my wooden chess set and are into a game. Lots of other stuff was going on too. Then it was my turn and I grabbed the mouse.

My son was laughing so hard I thought something would break.

One of the partners at the accountancy firm where I work came in complaint that his mouse was broken.

He explained that the buttons didn't click, and the cursor moved weirdly backwards whenever he moved the mouse.

We soon discovered that his wired mouse was the wrong way round, he'd not noticed the wire aimed towards him.

If you're used to a Toshiba laptop+mouse and have the touchpad turned off, and you use someone else's non-Toshiba laptop with a mouse, bizarre things happen when you use the keyboard.

"How 'bout some cheese please".