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@ghost-of-a-duke saidyou can never find a pair small enough.
...the Ghost expects me to.
Cats don't wear trousers because...
Cats sizes are overlooked by most leading retailers because...
@ghost-of-a-duke saidyou can never find a pair small enough.
...the Ghost expects me to.
Cats don't wear trousers because...
@petewxyz said...It's a dog eat dog world.
you can never find a pair small enough.
Cats sizes are overlooked by most leading retailers because...
@neilarini said'Help, we are locked in this room' and push it under the door.
...It's a dog eat dog world.
If a group of monkeys were locked in a room with a typewriter they would write...
@petewxyz said... they thought Lady Macbeth was yelling at her dog.
'Help, we are locked in this room' and push it under the door.
The RSPCA are investigating the author of Macbeth because...
@js357 saidGhosts don't have any money.
... they thought Lady Macbeth was yelling at her dog.
Ghosts never refuse a free drink because...
@earl-of-trumps said...I am often asked to refrain from dancing on the bar.
Ghosts don't have any money.
I drink, therefor...
@hakima said... I might not wake up.
...I am often asked to refrain from dancing on the bar.
I never nap because...
@hakima saidlife's too short.
...I am often asked to refrain from dancing on the bar.
I never nap because...
@petewxyz said...I get terribly confused with my cheese and onions when I try to colour coordinate.
life's too short.
I organise my collection of historic crisp wrappers alphabetically because...
@neilarini said... epithelial dander and dust mites.
...I get terribly confused with my cheese and onions when I try to colour coordinate.
Don't tell anyone but I've been secretly hoarding...
@wolfe63 saidit's really time I got the hole in my roof fixed.
... epithelial dander and dust mites.
I look up at the stars and think...
@petewxyz said... because I polish their shoes for a living.
it's really time I got the hole in my roof fixed.
The stars look down on be because...
@wolfe63 said… it will make a difference.
... because I polish their shoes for a living.
I give to charity thinking...
@torunn saidI haven't discovered the joys of RHP.
… it will make a difference.
I like face-book because...
@petewxyz saidalcohol is just that powerful.
I haven't discovered the joys of RHP.
I sometimes give away a Bishop for absolutely no good reason whatsoever in the most gobsmackingly irrational decision making process and without paying due care and attention because...