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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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12 Jan 16

I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.

However, I cook like the angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.

If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.

H ...[text shortened]... angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.

If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
I called and got a short message about not being able to reach the phone at the moment. What the...?

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
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1 edit

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I called and got a short message about not being able to reach the phone at the moment. What the...?
Sorry, it was supposed to be 1-900 not 1-800

Man's gotta eat, you know.

P.S. Hey, what the hell?! A thumbs down?!?! You suck!

Resident of Planet X

The Ghost Chamber

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Seitse
Sorry, it was supposed to be 1-900 not 1-800

Man's gotta eat, you know.

P.S. Hey, what the hell?! A thumbs down?!?! You suck!
Nah, the thumbs down was from me.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Sorry, it was supposed to be 1-900 not 1-800

Man's gotta eat, you know.

P.S. Hey, what the hell?! A thumbs down?!?! You suck!
I have said this on numerous occasions...I don't "do" thumbs except as a way of going from one place to another. Now from this you may glean that I am financially challenged and as such don't do 900 #s either. Good luck with your venture.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Nah, the thumbs down was from me.
How many times do I have to flush you down before you go away?

Resident of Planet X

The Ghost Chamber

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Seitse
How many times do I have to flush you down before you go away?
Outwitting me might be a good starting point.

Über-Nerd

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.

H ...[text shortened]... angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.

If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
Call the Republican Party Headquarters; I hear they're looking for a few good men.

https://www.gop.com/

Boston Lad

USA

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Moves
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12 Jan 16
2 edits

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm basically good for nothing, at least nothing which is
actually productive. I have dandruff, known for my poor
oral hygiene, and decidedly aging fast --with all the delights
of such process, e.g. balding, overweight, etc. To top it
all, I am mildly mad and I sport very convoluted opinions
which more usually than not go counter to the mainstream.

Howe ...[text shortened]... the angels and give foot massage like
the gods intended.

If interested, call 1-800-WOW-MIDGET-4U
"We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitamin D. You appear to have excellent professional qualification for this career opportunity. If interested, please call our Human Resources Department at your earliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam

Read a book!

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"7-14-2007"
Isn't that the number for Boston Lard?

Über-Nerd

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitami ...[text shortened]... rliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam
Is that a union shop?

Boston Lad

USA

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Isn't that the number for Boston Lard?
"Yes, the date he joined RHP. The Private Extension for his friends is PM" ~Uncle Sam

Boston Lad

USA

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12 Jan 16

Originally posted by moonbus
Is that a union shop?
"Almost, moonbus. In fact, the Union Organizers are meeting behind closed doors deliberating their next move as we speak." ~Uncle Sam

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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13 Jan 16
3 edits

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"We have an immediate opening in our Lard Factory which is located in an obscure village near Boston, Massachusetts, for a Supervisor of The Graveyard Shift during which minimum wage employees load vats and crock pots with rendered pork fat and ersatz during the wee hours until dawn. By the way, Lard is claimed to be one of the richest sources of Vitami ...[text shortened]... rliest convenience by dialing "7-14-2007". Thanks for your interest in our company. " ~Uncle Sam
[message edited]

* As the mods warned me once, I must leave you alone and not even
touch you with a rose petal, despite how an annoying troll you are.
Henceforth, I need to edit my reply asking you to get lost and calling
you a disgusting weirdo. Instead, please pretend that the above edit
reads "You are so charming and lovable, Lard, never change. I love
you."
Next ban averted

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined
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13 Jan 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Outwitting me might be a good starting point.
Sure, sure. Shave the neckbeard and get out of mom's basement first, kid.