So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his top part of his mouth over Harry, chomped down, and pulled away! Now if the interviewer asked me why I think it happened, I would say, Maybe the hippo was hungry-hungry?
This had me cracking up for 5 minutes straight.
Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
12 Jan 17
Originally posted by BongalloJoehippos are vegetarians
So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.
Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
they would not eat you
they would simply chomp down
or sit on you
ending your existence
15 Jan 17
Originally posted by BongalloJoeI new this lady down in Nawlins affectionately known as The Hippo. She could take on your whole tackle, twig and berries.
So, did you know that hippos cause more deaths than lions?
Tim Hawkins, a comedian, said, " If a hippo ate my friend and I was being interviewed for it, it would be sad. But it would also he hard for me to keep a straigt face! It the interviewer asked how the incident happened, I would say that the hippo kinda crept behind Harry, and he kinda moved his ...[text shortened]... straight.
Tim Hawkins has a YouTube channel, search Tim Hawkins 'Enough is enough!' Full show
