Gold is where you find it.

Originally posted by FMF
Dear josephw, I was rather hoping that people would be inclined to make up their own just for the fun of it. But it's no biggie. 😉

I wish I were that creative.
See? Now you've gone and made me feel worthless and unimaginative. 😉

It's ok. I know I'm a genius without words. Whatever the hell that means! lol

Originally posted by josephw
I wish I were that creative.
See? Now you've gone and made me feel worthless and unimaginative.

Well, if you look at the OP again, it doesn't matter if our offerings are a little bit crap. If one descends to conjure some crap with a deft and creative sense of level, or if one tries their hardest but manages only crap, either way, it's welcome here on this thread. 😛

Give a man enough rope, and he'll shoot himself in the foot.

Poke an aubergine with a stick and watch it dance the fandango.

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Poke an aubergine with a stick and watch it dance the fandango.

You can't make a fandango omelette without breaking eggplants.

Originally posted by FMF
You can't make a fandango omelette without breaking eggplants.

But which came first, the eggplant or the chickenplant?

If the shoe fits, take a walk.

If you can't take the heat, find another kitchen.