FMF’s memorial service

@the-gravedigger said
I sent £100k to a Nigerian Prince who is going to unlock an inheritance for me.
A very high producing gold mine I believe, in Burkina Faso.
Once I get that I would definitely be in the market for a bridge.
Hopefully a large prestigious one in London. 😀

@gambrel said
At first FMF rubbed me the wrong way,
a little lube helped.

@relentless-red said
Ken Bates bought Stamford Bridge for £1 so probably not prestigious enough.

i bought flowers to grace his urn
where his ashes lie, after he's burned
never to be food, for a single worm
forever last, those lessons learned

@gambrel said
Sad, even the dead move faster than Trev.

We will all gather to scatter his ashes
No more rehashes or backlashes
What's done is done, dust to dusty
Just don't invite duchess.

@the-gravedigger said
We will all gather to scatter his ashes
No more rehashes or backlashes
What's done is done, dust to dusty
Just don't invite duchess.

@very-rusty said
Do you miss the Duchess?

Or are you happy she is gone?

-VR

I second that!

@contenchess said
I second that!

@gambrel said
Ah, so you're his second?
Since I was challenged , I choose swords at dawn.

@contenchess said
All I have is a Shovel 😔

@great-big-stees said
Looks like one might be needed, after the challenge.⚰️😲🤭

@gambrel said
I just learned a coffin ⚰️ is human shaped and a casket is rectangular.
I thought they were the same thing.

@gambrel said
I just learned a coffin ⚰️ is human shaped and a casket is rectangular.
I thought they were the same thing.