FMF’s memorial service

FMF’s memorial service

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Constant Gardener

The Plot

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@the-gravedigger said
I thought she was a truly foul creature.
That’s a great description for someone you dislike, think I’ll make a note of that in case I need it sometime 🙂

SRB

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@drewnogal said
That’s a great description for someone you dislike, think I’ll make a note of that in case I need it sometime 🙂
It would also work quite well for describing chicken.

Contentious

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@relentless-red said
It would also work quite well for describing chicken.
Your precious football club's image is a chicken.

Liverpool is a shythole.

SRB

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@contenchess said
Your precious football club's image is a chicken.

Liverpool is a shythole.
What rock did you crawl out from?

Pretty sure you've never been to Liverpool.

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@relentless-red said
What rock did you crawl out from?

Pretty sure you've never been to Liverpool.
Why would I go to Liverpool?

It's a shythole.

SRB

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@contenchess said
Why would I go to Liverpool?

It's a shythole.
So basically you like to get off your face and pick random fights with strangers. Whatever lights your candle. 😁

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@relentless-red said
So basically you like to get off your face and pick random fights with strangers. Whatever lights your candle. 😁
Random?

No.

My selection process is quite complex.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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@relentless-red said
So basically you like to get off your face and pick random fights with strangers. Whatever lights your candle. 😁
It's okay, cowboys like him are relatively easy targets because they're usually all bark, no bite. One pop in the face and they're bleeding down their front and crying for momma.

SRB

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@contenchess said
Random?

No.

My selection process is quite complex.
So the idea is that I shoot from the hip and accept a totally mismatched challenge from Nemesis. 'Complex' 🙄😉

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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@divegeester said
Update:

Permission wasn’t granted for me to keep the corpse so I took it anyway. FMF’s body is now in my freezer awaiting surgery as I prepare my laboratory and harvest various critical body parts.
Not trying to pressurise you but............................
With Christmas round the corner and shortages looming you may need to stock your freezer with various dead animals including swines in blankets.

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@suzianne said
It's okay, cowboys like him are relatively easy targets because they're usually all bark, no bite. One pop in the face and they're bleeding down their front and crying for momma.
You watch too many movies. Probably the superhero kind 🙄 You've never even been to jail, let alone prison, so don't give me that tough girl crap. If you were in the shyt you would have done some time by now. Street violence leads to incarceration. I.E. Not you.

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***slaps her on the ass***

Grab me a beer babe. 😏

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@contenchess said
***slaps her on the ass***

Grab me a beer babe. 😏
Brave man. Get ready for an ass whoopin’.😲😳😉

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Already happened... 🤕

She also made me eat dog poo.

People were watching 😔

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@contenchess said
Already happened... 🤕

She also made me eat dog poo.

People were watching 😔
Lesson learned?🤔🤭