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30 Sep 17
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWhat is your goal here?
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."
I feel decidedly bulletproof.
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeGhost,
World domination.
You must first learn to dominate your own huge ego.
I hope you yield to my very good advice.
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @chaney3Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.
Ghost,
You must first learn to dominate your own huge ego.
I hope you yield to my very good advice.
Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeAs I recall, you are not a therapist, but you are their boss.
Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.
Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠
You cannot charge me anything, nor console me.
Correct?
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukegoad,
Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.
Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠
LOL...I wouldn't pay you 12 cents to converse with you!
Have you seen your own shrink lately?
-VR
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeLets hope that the bullets are made from polymer foam 😉
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."
I feel decidedly bulletproof.
30 Sep 17
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeDoes it give protection from all of the other idiots who inhabit our planet? If so I want one; please send me details.
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."
I feel decidedly bulletproof.
01 Oct 17
Originally posted by @indonesia-philAlas, the small print said:
Does it give protection from all of the other idiots who inhabit our planet? If so I want one; please send me details.
Fully Protected!
( Please note you are not however protected from all the idiots who inhabit our planet. You can however upgrade to get protection from B rate celebrities and the Liberal Democrats).
01 Oct 17
Originally posted by @moonbusI am reaching for my wallet as we speak sir.
"Full protection" is relative. Send me your credit card details and I'll ensure that you get upgraded to armour-piercing-proof.