05 Mar 14
Originally posted by KJCavalierRHP's Only Chess Forum (Six Years Ago)
Again I don't claim them as mine, just cute:
TOP TEN moments when you should sense danger in chess:
There has been a change in the pawn structure; your opponent has 8 and you don’t have any.
Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.
You have a position won, but your opponent has a gun.
The Director tells you not to bother ...[text shortened]... sks him, "So what are you going to do tomorrow?" And the other answers, "Same as always: 1. e4."
"Your favorite Chess Joke
Original post by Standard member Scriabin, 25 Jun '08 02:10"
Thread 95885 (Pages 1-3)
05 Mar 14
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyOriginally posted by SwissGambit
RHP's Only Chess Forum (Six Years Ago)
"Your favorite Chess Joke
Original post by Standard member Scriabin, 25 Jun '08 02:10"
Thread 95885 (Pages 1-3)
Favorite chess joke? The new, fast-paced FIDE knockout "world championships". Or maybe the Orangutan opening.
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"I once played orangutan, and he played the Orangutan. I lost. What a joke." -Nordlys (Page 1)
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"Wife: Chess! Chess! Chess! that is all you talk about.
When was the last time you took me out?
Husband: er......Two Knights ago." -greenpawn34 (Page 2)