Originally posted by XanthosNZZappa is god, bow down and worship ye motals!
Pyne was confrontational with guests on his show and often attempted to throw them off-balance by opening the conversation with an insult. One occasion when this backfired was when he began a dialogue with Frank Zappa by saying, "So I guess your long hair makes you a woman." Zappa responded with "So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table."
Originally posted by XanthosNZNow that's laugh out loud funny! Thanks.
Pyne was confrontational with guests on his show and often attempted to throw them off-balance by opening the conversation with an insult. One occasion when this backfired was when he began a dialogue with Frank Zappa by saying, "So I guess your long hair makes you a woman." Zappa responded with "So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table."
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Speaking of Catholic/Pearly Gate Jokes here's another (not authored by me).
A young engaged couple is driving around making plans for their wedding when they are struck by a bus and killed.
They get up to heaven and St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and invites them in. They in turn ask St. Peter if they can get married in heaven. Saint Peter thinks for a minute and says, "I don't actually know, let me check" and disappears inside the gates.
A month passes, then 2 as the couple stands out there, they talk and have some nice heart to heart conversations. Meanwhile after 3 months St. Peter comes out of the pearly gates and says "yes you can get married in heaven". The couple says "Thats great, but eternity is a really long time, could we get a divorce in heaven"?
St. Peter turns red in the face and exasperated says "It took me 3 months to find a priest in there and now you want me to find a lawyer??????"
