Catholic school girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.


St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The
Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a
little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."St. Peter says,
"OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing
her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
Tiffany sticks her Ass in it."

Originally posted by moweut
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.


St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip ...[text shortened]... gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
Tiffany sticks her Ass in it."

Originally posted by hopscotch
My parents, my brother, and my two little nieces died last year when their bus was hit by a train.

Originally posted by hopscotch
My parents, my brother, and my two little nieces died last year when their bus was hit by a train.

Originally posted by Starrman
Were they Catholic?

Originally posted by hopscotch
Only a little.

Originally posted by moweut
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.


St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip ...[text shortened]... gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
Tiffany sticks her Ass in it."

Originally posted by Starrman
They were little Catholics?

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
This type of sicko joke mocking the afflicted [in this case dead] should be removed forthwith by the mods. And you should be ashamed of posting material of this nature.
Furthermore by not attributing a source, you are in effect claiming to have authored it, which in my opinion is downright plagiarism.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
"with a tiny little moustache"

I think by the names it's more likely that Jessica, Jennifer and Tiffany were Protestant slappers masquerading anyway, so any deceased nieces and mothers need not be too offended...

Originally posted by sjeg
I think by the names it's more likely that Jessica, Jennifer and Tiffany were Protestant slappers masquerading anyway, so any deceased nieces and mothers need not be too offended...

Originally posted by Redmike
These Protestants are darned sneaky.

Originally posted by sjeg
Not to mention slutty... I fink it's a disgrace, me!

Still, I suppose they had to pretend to be Catholic- they were trying to get into Heaven, after all!

Pyne was confrontational with guests on his show and often attempted to throw them off-balance by opening the conversation with an insult. One occasion when this backfired was when he began a dialogue with Frank Zappa by saying, "So I guess your long hair makes you a woman." Zappa responded with "So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table."