Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Just do them.

"This won't hurt". As the eighteen year old trainee nurse holds her first syringe!

-m.

Originally posted by mikelom
"This won't hurt". As the eighteen year old trainee nurse holds her first syringe!

-m.

Originally posted by mikelom
"This won't hurt". As the eighteen year old trainee nurse holds her first syringe!

-m.

Originally posted by mikelom
"This won't hurt". As the eighteen year old trainee nurse holds her first syringe!

-m.

Originally posted by michael liddle
Anyone else wish to contribute?

Originally posted by wolfgang59
[b]IF

as in when the wife says

There's cold beef in the fridge if you're hungry

and if I'm not hungry, what's in the fridge then? 🙄[/b]

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
You could be hungry for something else.



aaawwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Originally posted by Zamboner
At the end of the day...

I have a new member of staff. She has written me a report which includes the phrase 'I recommend we initiate a high-level cross-departmental communication strategy to deliver success results.'

I said I wasn't entirely comfortable with the language. She didn't get what I was driving at so, after discussing what she really meant I suggested 'I recommend more regular meetings of the directors so that they have a better understanding of what each department is doing.'

She said that this doesn't cover 'to deliver success results'. So I gently suggested that the Board probably didn't think she was likely to be making recommendations to make our company less successful.

Which I imagine she found quite annoying.

Originally posted by sumydid
Yes. Corporate buzz phrases... most hotshot salespeople and corporate office opportunists have all the buzz words at the ready so they can sound cool to their superiors...

Yours is a good example. More are

"Code me in" (cc me in your email)

"That's a different animal"

"Best practices"

"SME"

"That right in his wheelhouse"

"Knock it out ...[text shortened]... s started complaining about being saddled with 2 full time jobs and a cut in pay)

Originally posted by Rank outsider
I have a new member of staff. She has written me a report which includes the phrase 'I recommend we initiate a high-level cross-departmental communication strategy to deliver success results.'

I said I wasn't entirely comfortable with the language. She didn't get what I was driving at so, after discussing what she really meant I suggested 'I recom ...[text shortened]... ions to make our company less successful.

Which I imagine she found quite annoying.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
It's a win-win. But let's play it by ear.

Don't worry I've been doing this for years.

We've always done it this way.