An Ode To Putin

An Ode To Putin

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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Part I

Birds chirp, joyous orchestra
brought by nature
to sing; Dark Eyes?
Piercing daggers, I say!
Yet fountains of peace
for us who dwell
by your gentle, warm shadow.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.

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Unknown Territories

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Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.
No homo

Whew!
That was a close one!

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Part III

I used to be an unbeliever like you,
then I took an arrow in the knee.
And he was there to embrace me
with the celestial span of his wings.
He arrived riding a bicephalous eagle
pointing his flaming sword to the sky.
He rescued me.
Vladimir, you handsome devil.

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Sometimes when I make poutine I put a bit of vodka in it. I call the dish Vladimir Poutine.

It's my own personal recipe, the key is to mix the vodka in with the gravy.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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Originally posted by Seitse
Part II

I want to kiss your steel lips
oh sexy leader; morning breeze
as refreshing as strong are your arms.
Embrace me! I'm simmering
juices flowing. Intellectually speaking,
of course. No homo.
Yes, they just LOVE him in Ukraine.

k

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MDMA?

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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Originally posted by kquinn909
MDMA?
No, just TMI.

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Scoffer Mocker

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, just TMI.
TMI about what?

Doug Stanhope

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Part IV

Hangover. Much pain.
Matters little. We celebrated Vladimir.
Chant, oh gargoyles, to our leader.
Hunchback tries to crash the party
yet the shadows overcome.
What the hell am I writing?
Never mind. More vodka.
To you, comrade Vladimirovich!

chemist

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Originally posted by Suzianne
No, just TMI.
The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?

Misfit Queen

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Originally posted by Ponderable
The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?
Too Much Information, my friend.

Mar-a-Lago

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I knocked on the door of the Kremlin and said is Lenin.

More vodka Dimitri.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
The meaning of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) is quite clear but why Trimethylindium (TMI)?
I did my final chemistry exam today... oh organic chemistry reaction conditions I won't miss you..

Mar-a-Lago

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Putin red
in tooth
and claw
poor old
Ukraine