A sad announcement / RHP Newsflash

This is a public service announcement to our beloved RHP
community, given with great sadness and consternation.

Today, at 0800 hours, child anon committed seppuku after
not being properly breastfed by Vivian, who lost her mind
and entered into a catatonic state.

The authorities speculate that Vivian fell into such a
delicate trance after witnessing (and actually trying to read),
for the eleventh day in a row, one mind numbing, inane and repetitive
post after another.

The authorities are investigating the possible culprit.

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Live updates
0900 We're reporting live from Boston, where CSI
agents have identified a dangerously high concentration
of pompousness, signaling the possible origin of the posts
which, ultimately, messed Vivian's mind up.

0930 The possible suspect has passive aggressively signaled
his disgusting presence by feigning laughter while thumbing
down this innocent public service newsflash. The police are
starting to speculate that Boston may have to be fully evacuated
to make space for the main suspect's ego.

Originally posted by Seitse
This is a public service announcement to our beloved RHP
community, given with great sadness and consternation.

Today, at 0800 hours, [b]child anon committed seppuku after
not being properly breastfed by Vivian, who lost her mind
and entered into a catatonic state.

The authorities speculate that Vivian fell into such a
del ...[text shortened]... ess, signaling the possible origin of the posts
which, ultimately, messed Vivian's mind up.[/i][/b]

Newsflash

1100 The amorphous blob polluting the forums, responsible
for the demise of child anon and Vivian, has been gathering
support from his minions to thumb down whatever he does not
approve.

Originally posted by Seitse
Newsflash

1100 The amorphous blob polluting the forums, responsible
for the demise of child anon and Vivian, has been gathering
support from his minions to thumb down whatever he does not
approve.

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]Newsflash

1100 The amorphous blob polluting the forums, responsible
for the demise of child anon and Vivian, has been gathering
support from his minions to thumb down whatever he does not
approve.[/b]

Originally posted by Ponderable
At least you got 10 thumbs up for your OP...

15

15 v. 5

The five must be Gramps and his 4 Alzheimer-inspired imaginary friends.

I had drunk my second bottle of Cava in celebration when I thought if you cut one head off 5 grow back.
I fearfully await the sniping of the 5 heads but salute you Ayatollah for attempting to slay the giant Troll.

i was there.

the knife was made of cardboard. the "blood" was a packet of pig blood in a baggy taped to his belly.

in the dark room, the observers did not see how he ripped open the baggy to let the pig blood fall onto the mat.

the "headstroke", which did strike, removed only a fake head of plaster of paris that was set upon the large shoulders of his "seppuku kimono".

charles is alive. he can be found on fremont street in a mickey mouse costume, asking for money for photos.

i have the photo taken today. charles is alive.

but due to his heroin addiction, he is not well.

charles also goes by the name "vivian" when it is to his advantage.

18

Originally posted by Seitse
18

Originally posted by moonbus
The counter appears to be stuck.

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, and I have received already 12 notifications telling me the same thing: that I got 18 recommendations on the OP. Which, duh, I know.

Originally posted by mister moggy
i was there.
the knife was made of cardboard. the "blood" was a packet of pig blood in a baggy taped to his belly.
in the dark room, the observers did not see how he ripped open the baggy to let the pig blood fall onto the mat.
the "headstroke", which did strike, removed only a fake head of plaster of paris that was set upon the large shoulders of ...[text shortened]... addiction, he is not well.
charles also goes by the name "vivian" when it is to his advantage.