a presentation gift

my local chess club gave me a gift the other day.

it was my own chess table.

it sits behind the water cooler.

why does it only have one chair ?

You sit and study...trust me...you need it.

Or you sit and talk to your dearly departed wife.

Our world is funny.
Their are signs everywhere telling us not to give up.

@Patzering

my chess rating has nothing to do with my ability at chess.

i am practicing the way of the dao...the path of least resistance.

i am water. i give way to all in my path but in the end i wear them all down.

patience grasshopper. patience.

I was a plumber once.
Water finds the path of the least resistance and does the most damage.

...I've got some plumbing stories that will gross you out...trust me.

@Patzering
anyone
ANYONE
who adds the tagline "trust me"

is not to be trusted

@rookie54 said
@Patzering
anyone
ANYONE
who adds the tagline "trust me"

is not to be trusted

Trust, like weight, is gained.