A continue-the-story game

@great-big-stees said
when the quilt being quilted has, at least one panel containing the “non-quilting” country’s

recommended quilting material, with the exception of quilting materials produced pre 1990s quilting legislation in which case the second panel should always be compared to the fourth panel whist materials from the third and fifth might reasonably

@relentless-red said
recommended quilting material, with the exception of quilting materials produced pre 1990s quilting legislation in which case the second panel should always be compared to the fourth panel whist materials from the third and fifth might reasonably

be imported from a country, who’s workers are paid

@great-big-stees said
be imported from a country, who’s workers are paid

with the quilts that don’t pass quality control thus can be sold on to Amazon who

@drewnogal said
with the quilts that don’t pass quality control thus can be sold on to Amazon who

need to maximise profits in order to eject a steady stream of multimillionaires from the earth's atmosphere with a view to

@relentless-red said
need to maximise profits in order to eject a steady stream of multimillionaires from the earth's atmosphere with a view to

eventually convince Aunt Matilda that it’d be a good idea for her to see about

@great-big-stees said
eventually convince Aunt Matilda that it’d be a good idea for her to see about

some lucrative business such as Volvo, Ikea, HM, SKF, you name it 🙂

@torunn said
some lucrative business such as Volvo, Ikea, HM, SKF, you name it 🙂

since it had always been her goal to compete with major Scandinavian industries until she herself could lure the super rich into rockets and

@relentless-red said
since it had always been her goal to compete with major Scandinavian industries until she herself could lure the super rich into rockets and

have them land in Stockholm where they could enjoy some aquavit and crayfish and then head off to Pelikan and view the paintings of animals and plants on the

@great-big-stees said
have them land in Stockholm where they could enjoy some aquavit and crayfish and then head off to Pelikan and view the paintings of animals and plants on the

walls of a particular building and then indulge in a sauna with

@drewnogal said
walls of a particular building and then indulge in a sauna with

a number of confused Swedish politicians who (due to a typo in a recent memo) had been expecting an urgent massage from the Swedish prime minister. In fact the masseuse had

@relentless-red said
a number of confused Swedish politicians who (due to a typo in a recent memo) had been expecting an urgent massage from the Swedish prime minister. In fact the masseuse had

been struck off for rubbing people up the wrong way and had become a fish - monger, so

@indonesia-phil said
been struck off for rubbing people up the wrong way and had become a fish - monger, so

she could bare her sole and not have to deal with the police like when she was a “masseuse”...nudge, nudge, wink, wink

@great-big-stees said
she could bare her sole and not have to deal with the police like when she was a “masseuse”...nudge, nudge, wink, wink

and of course everyone knew that there was something fishy going on as there’s no smoke without

@drewnogal said
and of course everyone knew that there was something fishy going on as there’s no smoke without

a match-box which she was fortunate enough to find behind the

@torunn said
a match-box which she was fortunate enough to find behind the

pile of explosives next to the lotion. Aunt Matilda had always felt the use of explosives in the massage parlour was somewhat unorthodox and