@relentless-redsaid pile of explosives next to the lotion. Aunt Matilda had always felt the use of explosives in the massage parlour was somewhat unorthodox and
so converted the salon into a fireworks factory on the outskirts of
@great-big-steessaid the local authorities had arrested Aunt Matilda, the “Manchester Madame”, on charges ranging from, operating an unregistered fireworks outlet to
illegal betting offices which, according to the 'Madame' herself were perfectly accepted by everybody, not least
@badradgersaid Betting Shop Betty, The Queen of the Machines and
a notorious philanderer, whose reputation was once thought to have been a made up story by non other than her stepsister who was jealous of her large
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@great-big-steessaid a notorious philanderer, whose reputation was once thought to have been a made up story by non other than her stepsister who was jealous of her large
which she inherited from each of her husbands, who, as it turned out, never managed to live long enough to celebrate any of their first anniversaries except
@great-big-steessaid which she inherited from each of her husbands, who, as it turned out, never managed to live long enough to celebrate any of their first anniversaries except
for the one she kept chained in the deepest dungeon of her favourite castle, but this was where Betty had
@torunnsaid where she also kept all her dogs and the man just couldn't stand pets of any kind so
when she decided this would also be the ideal location for her collection of pedigree stoats he was pushed too far. He ripped the chains from the wall in an act of super human strength. Charging up the stairs
@relentless-redsaid when she decided this would also be the ideal location for her collection of pedigree stoats he was pushed too far. He ripped the chains from the wall in an act of super human strength. Charging up the stairs
followed by a menagerie of excited, yapping, wild animals and designer dogs with docked tails and cropped ears, lovingly following