After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I suppose we could have an opt out option for parents who are opposed to it, but who would be?! You'd probably have dads asking if they could sign up for the class too. Wives might even sign up their husbands! It's also way cheaper than providing birth control pills. I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!

Originally posted by dryhump
After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I supp ...[text shortened]... . I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!

Originally posted by dryhump
After recently discovering that auto fellatio is an actual thing that people can do, I am thinking we should have an auto fellatio class in high schools. Talk about birth control! Teen pregnancy rates would drop off the table. I'll bet we could cut the overall abortion rate by a third and abortions among teens would probably go down more than that. I supp ...[text shortened]... . I can think of absolutely no downside to this proposal. Let's hear it for Auto Fellatio!

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
Some people really love their cars!

Originally posted by dryhump
Google it, it's not what you think.

Originally posted by Sleepyguy
It was a joke, geez.

Edit: And no. I'm not Googling that.