24 Mar 08
Originally posted by znsho"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks." 🙂
I'm sorry too, Dimitri. I know you are sorry. I am sorry,too Demitri! I am just as capable a being as sorry as you, so don't say you are more sorry than me........
24 Mar 08
Originally posted by ThinkOfOneYou know how it is, baby. I'll tell you what. You just start your countdown and your Buck'll be back here before you can say 'Blast Off!'.
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks." 🙂
27 Mar 08
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Here is an EASY one...
David ... "Ah, it's like in chess. First you stratigically position your pieces and when the timing's right you strike. They're positioning themselves all over the world using this one signal to synchronize their efforts, and in approximately six hours the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown's gonna be over."
Co-worker ... "And then what?"
David ... "Checkmate."
27 Mar 08
Originally posted by PureRWandBindependence day?
Here is an EASY one...
David ... "Ah, it's like in chess. First you stratigically position your pieces and when the timing's right you strike. They're positioning themselves all over the world using this one signal to synchronize their efforts, and in approximately six hours the signal's gonna disappear and the countdown's gonna be over."
Co-worker ... "And then what?"
David ... "Checkmate."
27 Mar 08
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Originally posted by PureRWandBI dont get it, isn't it from Seaching for Bobby Fischer?
This one always cracks me up...
[b]Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess[/b]
I got a good one
[i]"Last night I was out hunting warewolves with my cousin, I shot one, but when I got to it it had turned back into my neighbors dog!"[i]
27 Mar 08
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Originally posted by Iron MonkeyYes. We have a winner.
Dr Strangelove?
If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.
And now for something really different:
"You remind me of the man."
"What man?"
"The man with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of Hoodoo."
"Hoodoo?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the man..."
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27 Mar 08
Originally posted by PureRWandBI don't recall the names but that's Blazing Saddles. A lot of people haven't seen the uncensored version so maybe have missed that.
This one always cracks me up...
[b]Bart: You are my guest, and I am your host. What is your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess[/b]
How about (paraphrasing here) "Are you not a loyal subject of the King?"
"Don't consider myself subject to much of anything."
27 Mar 08
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Originally posted by ThinkOfOneLabyrinth.
Yes. We have a winner.
If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.
And now for something really different:
"You remind me of the man."
"What man?"
"The man with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of Hoodoo."
"Hoodoo?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the man..."
In the same vein:
A: Ask what the great conjunction is. What's the great conjunction?
J: You tell me.
A: The great conjunction is the end of the world... or the beginning. End, begin... all the
same. Big change. Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
28 Mar 08
Originally posted by Nemesio"Labyrinth"? I'm not familiar with that one.
Labyrinth.
In the same vein:
A: Ask what the great conjunction is. What's the great conjunction?
J: You tell me.
A: The great conjunction is the end of the world... or the beginning. End, begin... all the
same. Big change. Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
I was thinking of a much earlier film. I wonder if it was the source for "Labyrinth".
Have no idea on the "great conjunction" unless it was with Linus and Charlie Brown.
28 Mar 08
Originally posted by ThinkOfOneCary Grant's the man. Bringing Up Baby?
Yes. We have a winner.
If you didn't make the connection, znsho and I were exchanging quotes from Dr. Strangelove.
And now for something really different:
"You remind me of the man."
"What man?"
"The man with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of Hoodoo."
"Hoodoo?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the man..."
My offer—
"I know. You know that I know. I know that you know that I know. We both know that Henry knows. We're a knowledgeable family."