@suzianne saidYou speak in riddles, as do all of you. Instead of saying. “ I will have you, AvJoe, pay for my college tuition “ you say simply ‘paid university’.
That's Day Two.
Day One will be paid university and paid contraceptives.
Which statement would make more sense to a visitor from Mars? if you suggest the latter way, he would naturally ask “..paid. by whom?”, but the first way makes it clear at the outset.
I’m sure you see that. Pitiful.
“Gimme it! Free Stuf! I Can’t Take Care Of Myself!!”