Is drinking a sport?

Is drinking a sport?

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Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
There are no hot girls who like to party in CA. No sir. I'm a lonely virgin. :'(
Don't worry, man, I'm sure a trip to Tijuana & 20 dollars can change that.

Hang in there!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Don't worry, man, I'm sure a trip to Tijuana & 20 dollars can change that.

Hang in there!
$20?!

is he gonna have a threesome 🙄

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Virtue76
$20?!

is he gonna have a threesome 🙄
LMAO!

Hey, maybe he wants some donkey action!

😛

V
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Originally posted by Seitse
LMAO!

Hey, maybe he wants some donkey action!

😛
I hear the donkeys cost more than the women...less hairy!

😲

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Virtue76
I hear the donkeys cost more than the women...less hairy!

😲
It depends. With donkeys the price is by centimeter.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It depends. With donkeys the price is by centimeter.

😵
Giving or receiving 🙄

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Virtue76
Giving or receiving 🙄
Receiving is free, I guess.

It helps the donkey lubricate before the show.

Or if the client accepts, then the client becomes part of the show.

Hey, even some bucks can be made there!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Receiving is free, I guess.

It helps the donkey lubricate before the show.

Or if the client accepts, then the client becomes part of the show.

Hey, even some bucks can be made there!
So he loses his virginity and makes $$$

Result!

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Virtue76
So he loses his virginity and makes $$$

Result!
Super.

So we have reached a conclusion.

ATY, you should go to Tijuana with 20 bucks and you will return with:

(a) A big smile
(b) A sore behind
(c) 40 bucks

Disco!

😵

V
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Originally posted by Seitse
Super.

So we have reached a conclusion.

ATY, you should go to Tijuana with 20 bucks and you will return with:

(a) A big smile
(b) A sore behind
(c) 40 bucks

Disco!

😵
I thought the conclusion might have been to decide whether drinking was sport.

😕

Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Virtue76
I thought the conclusion might have been to decide whether drinking was sport.

😕
Oh, crap, you're right.

Let's leave aside ATY's virginity loss with a donkey (which is decided already) and let's go back to sex.

Er... sorry... drinking.

So, is it a sport or not?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh, crap, you're right.

Let's leave aside ATY's virginity loss with a donkey (which is decided already) and let's go back to sex.

Er... sorry... drinking.

So, is it a sport or not?
Well, it helps with lady hunting...thats a sport...wait a minute...

🙄

Doug Stanhope

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Hey, good idea!

What about chasing chicks while drunk biathlon?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I mean, just like with sports, you start slowly but then your body gets used to the thing and you improve and improve and improve.

Then, in order to achieve that, you have to prepare yourself. Some small drinking during the week, and then the heavy one during the weekends.

And then, at some point in your life, you reach the stage in which you actually c ...[text shortened]... th all these arguments on the table, can we conclude that drinking is a sport or not?

Debate!
Of course drinking is a sport! It's yet another sport invented by the British, but this time we have remained good at it, here is a link to a documentry showing the first alcahol drinking world championship: