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DS

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It's official; David Beckham is now to be known as David

His recent goal is the weeks' most watched Youtube video with over a million views.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_qwkmWukI

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It's official; David Beckham is now to be known as [b]David

His recent goal is the weeks' most watched Youtube video with over a million views.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_qwkmWukI[/b]
It was a nice goal.

P
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They should rename Victoria as Goliath.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It's official; David Beckham is now to be known as [b]David

His recent goal is the weeks' most watched Youtube video with over a million views.


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_qwkmWukI[/b]
Two things strike me with that clip.

The keeper was clueless.
Victoria showed the passion of a stoned snail.

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Originally posted by invigorate
Victoria showed the passion of a stoned snail.
Botox will have that effect on you.

D

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Originally posted by invigorate
Two things strike me with that clip.

The keeper was clueless.
Victoria showed the passion of a stoned snail.
During the exhibition match against chelsea where Beckham played 15 minutes at the end, the camera kept focusing on Posh in the luxury box.

She left her sunglasses on the entire time.

She never stopped talking to Eva longoria.

She seemed to barely notice when he entered the game.

We'll take Becks over here, but you can keep posh and the rest of your women; particularly that annoying katie Price chick.

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Originally posted by Red Night

We'll take Becks over here, but you can keep posh and the rest of your women; particularly that annoying katie Price chick.
🙁 We've been trying to get rid of those two for years.


And there's plenty more like 'em we want rid of - another one that's due to be deported is that mingin Jade Goody - we'd even pay you to take her away.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
🙁 We've been trying to get rid of those two for years.


And there's plenty more like 'em we want rid of - another one that's due to be deported is that mingin Jade Goody - we'd even pay you to take her away.
I don't know Jade Goody.

I didn't know this Katie Price chick until we got her TV show. I think the thing was better before they added sub-titles and you had to guess wtf she was saying.

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Beckham's freekicks are nice, but he'll never beat van Hooijdonk.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Beckham's freekicks are nice, but he'll never beat van Hooijdonk.
I wouldn't think it likely either - seeing as van wotsit is not a goalkeeper. Anyway he's retired hasn't he?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I wouldn't think it likely either - seeing as van wotsit is not a goalkeeper. Anyway he's retired hasn't he?
Yup, not a moment too soon. He was pretty crap the last few seasons.

I'll always remember this gem of his though:

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Originally posted by Red Night
During the exhibition match against chelsea where Beckham played 15 minutes at the end, the camera kept focusing on Posh in the luxury box.

She left her sunglasses on the entire time.

She never stopped talking to Eva longoria.

She seemed to barely notice when he entered the game.

We'll take Becks over here, but you can keep posh and the rest of your women; particularly that annoying katie Price chick.
who could blame her? it was EVA LONGORIA!