Originally posted by ivanhoe
For all those out there, in particular DoctorScribbles:
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0839/__POS.HTM
5 I am the LORD and there is no other, there is no God besides me. It is I who arm you, though you know me not,
6 so that toward the rising and the setting of the sun men may know that there is none besides me. I am the LORD, there is no oth ...[text shortened]... t me.
22 Turn to me and be safe, all you ends of the earth, for I am God; there is no other!
5 I am the only LORD. This is a monotheistic religion.
6 Just in case you aren't paying attention, I'll repeat it a couple more times.
7 I made everything; yes, even the bad stuff, like Pamela Anderson and Pauly Shore.
8 I'm all for smiting people when they do stuff that bothers me.
9 Mess with me and I'll kick your ass. You're like an ant that I can squash underfoot with ease.
10 Don't make fun of ugly babies.
11 Don't ask a lot of dumb questions, ya moron.
12 I made the earth and the humanoids and the skies. But you'd already know that, if you'd been paying attention during verse 7.
19 Skip ahead to this verse from verse 12. The verses in between are a lot of blather.
20 Jews get a free pass.
21 I told ya I'm the man.
22 Don't make make come down there and smite ya.