Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.
Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.
So if you thought there was a welcome one and all
inside the door of that Kingdom hall.
Better stop right there and think again.
This is higher than your ELO or your FEN.
Now I would never stoop so low as to insult
or even call their group a cult.
But it makes you wonder why so exclusive?
It's not as if I am evil or abusive.
So here's my last word to you about club 271,
it's not available to just anyone.
It is only for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.
Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.
So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.
Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.
So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.
Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.
So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.
Originally posted by johnnylongwoody Robbie won't let me join his club.
I'm so sad I'm goin' down the pub.
I was not given the secret knock.
He's afraid the boat I'll rock.
Into a pint of lager I'll tell my tale
of woe and sorrow in every detail.
From salvation I have been barred.
He thinks my kind should be feathered and tarred.
So if you thought there was a welcome one and ...[text shortened]... nly for the Watchtower girls and boys.
Let's hear it for them go on make some noise.