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Originally posted by lucifershammerTake it to a new thread on Viscosity. You're off topic.
Why? It's not as though the surfaces have been superglued together.
Originally posted by royalchickenDoes the presence of a urethra in the female vagina, connected internally, albeit convolutedly, to both mouth and anus, complicate your topological thesis?
[b]A Topological Look at Leviticus
R. Chicken, Really Adjunct Professa' of Arcana, Tha Ivory Tower
Only read this if your balls are open and you're not discrete.
The human body, from a topological point of view, is a surface, compact (because all of its boundaries are part of it and it is bounded in size) and connected (because, roug ...[text shortened]... umber of human surfaces possible in harmonious-union-preserving topological orgies?[/b]
Originally posted by royalchickenDoes this imply that a hand-job is topologically tolerable?
[b]A Topological Look at Leviticus
R. Chicken, Really Adjunct Professa' of Arcana, Tha Ivory Tower
Only read this if your balls are open and you're not discrete.
The human body, from a topological point of view, is a surface, compact (because all of its boundaries are part of it and it is bounded in size) and connected (because, roug ...[text shortened]... umber of human surfaces possible in harmonious-union-preserving topological orgies?[/b]
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeA handjob creates a hole in the giver, unless things are too large to close the fingers around, and immediately negates it, so it's homeomorphic to The Way God Intended, being as it is but one way of taking a connected sum of two human surfaces.
Does this imply that a hand-job is topologically tolerable?
Originally posted by royalchickenI think nasal inhalation renders buccal coition topologically tolerable, in that the receving party is afforded the dignity of not being made a dent.
A handjob creates a hole in the giver, unless things are too large to close the fingers around, and immediately negates it, so it's homeomorphic to The Way God Intended, being as it is but one way of taking a connected sum of two human surfaces.
Originally posted by PalynkaIf both ends of the alimentary canal were bilaterly stuffed, I believe that royalchicken's stern topological stipulations might also be satisfied.
Good point. Blow jobs are topologically godly if there is no deep throating.