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Originally posted by @dj2beckerIt was a car crash. You were too young to remember. Sympathies, btw.
You were right about either 3 or 5 being the lie.
Originally posted by @dj2beckerIt was a car crash. You were too young to remember. Sympathies, btw.
You were right about either 3 or 5 being the lie.
Originally posted by @romans1009Maybe you did, but you don't.
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4. I have a crush on my homeroom teacher, Miss Alawat.
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Originally posted by @apathist4’s the lie
1) I like turn-based games.
2) Love me some dogs.
3) I'd rather be miserable in the wilderness than be happy in a house.
4) I murdered a hedgehog. Had to.
5) birds are better than cats.
Originally posted by @romans1009LOL I had a crush on my 3rd grade teacher. Even wrote her a love note. 😀
4. I have a crush on my homeroom teacher, Miss Alawat.
Originally posted by @tom-wolseytiger wrote Miss Alawat a love note, but it was extremely graphic and sexually explicit and not at all what a third-grader should write or what any woman should read. I think tiger wrote it after a night of boozing at the pub.
LOL I had a crush on my 3rd grade teacher. Even wrote her a love note. 😀
Originally posted by @romans1009LOL! Is "tiger" and pb&j a reference to Hobbes? (Calvin's buddy)
tiger wrote Miss Alawat a love note, but it was extremely graphic and sexually explicit and not at all what a third-grader should write or what any woman should read. I think tiger wrote it after a night of boozing at the pub.
Fortunately, I found it in his knapsack when I was putting in his PB&J sandwiches with the crusts cut off. I told him big boys don’t talk like that and even though he sulked for a while, he eventually got over it.
Originally posted by @tom-wolseyYou're laughing now sir, but in 3 months you will be pulling your hair out.
LOL! Is "tiger" and pb&j a reference to Hobbes? (Calvin's buddy)
Originally posted by @tom-wolseytiger is my nickname for one of the regular posters in here. He morphed into a third-grade scamp at Shetland Primary who likes to get bombed at the pub and go snorkeling in a vat of ale. He also likes PB&J sandwiches with the crusts cut off and has a big-time crush on Miss Alawat, his hometown teacher.
LOL! Is "tiger" and pb&j a reference to Hobbes? (Calvin's buddy)
Originally posted by @romans1009I got that part, was just wondering if it was a Hobbes reference. I think I remember Hobbes eating pb&j but not sure. Anyway, no biggie bro.
tiger is my nickname for one of the regular posters in here.
Originally posted by @dj2beckerWhat a coincidence.
1. I was born in the 80s.
2. I am married with 2 kids.
3. I speak 6 languages.
4. I am the youngest of 4 children.
5. I was adopted as a baby as both my parents died in a plane crash.
Originally posted by @tom-wolseyIt actually wasn’t a Hobbes reference but I know that comic strip and have liked the ones I’ve seen. “tiger” just seemed like a paternalistic, condescending and annoying nickname for a child so it worked well as a nickname for the guy on here who also goes by the nicknames “snorkel boy” and “scuba kid.”
I got that part, was just wondering if it was a Hobbes reference. I think I remember Hobbes eating pb&j but not sure. Anyway, no biggie bro.
Originally posted by @apathistThey're both still alive.
It was a car crash. You were too young to remember. Sympathies, btw.